December 2011
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
teriterrorist:
lamar-scrodom:
perpetuatedisco:
fancybootyshorts:
cisgender:
i don’t care about posting good things anymore
Make me cry
(´ε` )♡ ~
I’m so bored omg seriously
Go anonymous or something. Go go goooo.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Best photos of the year 2011 .. according to the...
balonso-madridsta:
Egypt
, Japan
, Libya
England
Chile
Haiti
United States
Kenya-Somalia border
Pakistan
Ukraine
Tunisia
China
Libya
Thailand
Pakistan
Egypt
Georgia
Thailand
Honduras
Egypt
Greece
China
England
lybia
Tajikistan
That fresh feeling when you're off of your period.
Alone in my heart and alone in my mind. Alone everywhere, all the time, for as...
– A Million Little Pieces - James Frey (via quote-book)
There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.
– Vincent van Gogh (via misswallflower)
She’s scared to let you get too close. And she’s been high, and she’s been low,...
– Mac Miller (Blue Slide Park-Diamonds&Gold)
She wouldn’t care if you called her and woke her up just to talk to at two in...
– (via liivinglouder)
I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a...
– Abbey Lee Kershaw (via generichumans)